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[sraymond]

For those of you Christmas-celebrators with young ones running around, a question:  What do you leave for Santa Claus?

My five-year-old wanted to leave a sandwich this year.  When I explained Santa probably didn't have time to eat it (he has lots of work to do, you know), he suggested a beer.  What a great idea, I said.

Scott-

[Tiberius]

The standard milk and cookies here but momma was too busy to make them this year so Santa has to settle for store bought. Maybe I can get momma too compensate by adding a beer here too. We can start a new tradtion and Santa will have to move from the Coke ads to the Molson ads.

We have a fireplace with a glass door and we throw a piece of cotton fluff in the door every year so that it looks like Santa's coat got caught on the way up the chimney.

[scott_r]

...so that it looks like Santa's coat got caught on the way up the chimney.

How many chimney's does Santa have to go up and down in one night? For the Elves sake I hope he doesn't get a bit of his coat stuck in all of them or he'll be naked by the time he gets back to the North Pole!

Merry Christmas!

[KingSparta]

How many chimney's does Santa have to go up and down in one night?

It Depends On If He Is Cought By The Husband And If The Husband Has A Gun.

[LisaRCT]

I leave him my unpaid bills