Since wickedness is by definition the failure to adhere to religious principles, we would obviously be less wicked without religion. Same behavior, but it would no longer be regarded as wicked. (Sorry Ben)
Yes, spaghetti can be eaten gracefully. Here's how the Italians do it:
1. Serve it properly--in rimmed soup bowls, not on a flat dinner plate.
2. Make a workspace in the bowl. Push the spaghetti from one side of the bowl toward the middle.
3. With a fork separate a few strands (no more than 5 or 6; two or three for beginners) into the work space and lift them above the bowl with a fork so that the strands hang down on either side of the fork. Beginners can shake them gently to get them to hang fairly straight.
4. Lower the strands back into the work space With the tines held gently against the side of the bowl, twirl the spaghetti around the fork. Righthanders twirl clockwise, lefties counterclockwise (so the sauce spatters away from you)
5. With a little practice you will be able to twirl the pasta so that any loose ends hang down no more than an inch from the fork.
6. Place neatly in the mouth and savor.
NOTE: Many Italian Americans use a large spoon as a base for the fork when they twirl. This is considered very low class in Italy. Since the vast majority of Italian Immigrants to this country were from the lower classes, this is the way they ate pasta. Let your egalitarian sentiments be your guide for general practice, but learn the fork-only method so that you are prepared for that fancy restaurant in Rome.