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hank

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Joke for Scronch
« on: January 24, 2002, 06:39:33 pm »

Two boys are playing hockey on a frozen pond in a Chicago, Illinois park when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiller.

Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.

A reporter is strolling by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Bears Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal, " he starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Bears fan," the little hero replies.

"Sorry, since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and he starts writing again.

"Bulls Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he writes in his notebook.

"I'm not a Bulls fan either," the boy says.

"Oh, I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the Bears or the Bulls. What team do you root for?"  the reporter asks.

"I'm a Packers fan," the boy replies.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little Bastard From Wisconsin Kills Beloved Family Pet".
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elpaolo

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RE:Joke for Scronch
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2002, 07:13:22 pm »

I'd like to give a shout out to all the lil' bastards in Wisconsin...wassup?!
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Scronch

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RE:Joke for Scronch
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2002, 09:50:36 pm »

Yeah, that Rott is a good German--he went straight for the Chicago kid and left the Packer fan alone.  I'm kind of partial to Huskies and Samoyeds myself, though.

I'd tell a Bears joke, but I can't think of one bigger than the team... first 13-3 8-8 team I've seen in a long time.  I guess I should've included them in my 'Packers/Vikings watching the Super Bowl' joke.  I apologize for the oversight.

Scronch
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Chico

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RE:Joke for Scronch
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2002, 06:32:44 am »

Yeah...  That Rottweiller must have been an Eagles fan! Next Page
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glennn

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RE:Joke for Scronch
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2002, 08:35:25 pm »

a good joke for bears phans has just occurred to me, but i can't figure out how to break "...pornographic pictures of your wife..." down into single-syllable words...
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