Two boys are playing hockey on a frozen pond in a Chicago, Illinois park when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiller.
Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.
A reporter is strolling by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Bears Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal, " he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Bears fan," the little hero replies.
"Sorry, since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and he starts writing again.
"Bulls Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he writes in his notebook.
"I'm not a Bulls fan either," the boy says.
"Oh, I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the Bears or the Bulls. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.
"I'm a Packers fan," the boy replies.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little Bastard From Wisconsin Kills Beloved Family Pet".