Post by: hank on January 24, 2002, 06:39:33 pm
Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.
A reporter is strolling by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Bears Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal, " he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Bears fan," the little hero replies.
"Sorry, since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and he starts writing again.
"Bulls Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he writes in his notebook.
"I'm not a Bulls fan either," the boy says.
"Oh, I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the Bears or the Bulls. What team do you root for?" the reporter asks.
"I'm a Packers fan," the boy replies.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little Bastard From Wisconsin Kills Beloved Family Pet".
Post by: elpaolo on January 24, 2002, 07:13:22 pm
Post by: Scronch on January 24, 2002, 09:50:36 pm
I'd tell a Bears joke, but I can't think of one bigger than the team... first 13-3 8-8 team I've seen in a long time. I guess I should've included them in my 'Packers/Vikings watching the Super Bowl' joke. I apologize for the oversight.
Scronch
Post by: Chico on January 25, 2002, 06:32:44 am
Post by: glennn on January 25, 2002, 08:35:25 pm