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Linux Jokes
« on: September 25, 2013, 08:46:25 am »


JimH, I thought you said no Linux Jokes?

(takes a deep breath trying not to make a bad Linux joke...ahhh, can't hold it in any more!!!)

Please lock this thread if the jokes get any worse.


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Re: Linux Jokes
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2013, 09:13:45 am »



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Re: Linux Jokes
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Re: Linux Jokes
« Reply #3 on: November 27, 2013, 12:51:49 am »

Windows means "Work is never done on Windows systems"
Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows.
Never trust an operating system you don't have the source of.
"Windows For Dummies", another term of "this sentence no verb"
My SPARCstation has air conditioning. No need to open windows.
Micro$oft broke Volkswagen's world record: Volkswagen only made 22 million bugs!
Have you reinstalled your Windows today?
In a world without walls and fences - who needs windows and gates?!
Windows - The best $199 solitaire game you can buy!
Windows is true multitasking... it can bootup and crash at the same time!

 i thought windows jokes  ;D
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