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[xen-uno]

JimH...
Since you guys appear to be doing gangbuster biz, I think it's high time to add JRiver to my portfolio. Have you issued an IPO yet? If so, is the stock available on NASDAQ or the NYSE? Will there be a special deal (say...buy 1, get 1 free) on stocks for current MJ/MC users? Will I be able to upgrade the stocks in the future at no charge? Are these stocks compatible with other stock markets around the world? Are these stocks crash proof? Will I be invited to corporate meetings? If yes, what should I wear? Can I sit on the board if I bring my own chair? Let me know, I'm ready to invest heavily.

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[zevele10]

Can I sit on the board if I bring my own chair?

Yes but only for the ones who buy a lot of stocks options.

For the  ones with a fair amount of  stocks,there is stand up option to sit on board.
Kind of you sit but standing on your feets
May look strange to some ,but the JRiver gang looks weird so ...... they board as well.

Now, for people posting stupids things on this forum they have the on the knees sit on board ,with cleaning offices and YADB between  board mettings.

If you, my dear  Xen-uno, i would stop to put stupid things all over the place.
It is not that much difficult to post only sane prose here :
JUST LOOK AT ME.

[MachineHead]

JUST LOOK AT ME.

Oh yeah. Without question the most sane person here. (Said with a smirk)  

[xen-uno]

Jim....<tap>...<tap>...<tap>...I'm waiting....

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[JimH]

No stock yet.  Looking for buffalo bull.

But we can offer you a seat on the company board:

www.jriver.com/~jriver/misc/nebraska_horse.jpg

Thank you for your interest in the Enterprise.