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[JimH]

Matt wrote this.  Really.  It wasn't me.  I'm serious.  I could never do this....

[For immediate release]
May 8, Minneapolis


JRiver Goes Viral !

In only a few short years since "going social" and joining Facebook,
JRiver has now "gone viral" by crossing the 1,000 Facebook Likes mark.

Matt Ashland, CTO of JRiver, after watching the movie Social Network
said "I want a piece of this action.  Let's dial up The Facebook.  Also,
look into The Google, The Twitter, and that site with funny cat pictures."

Deanna Manns, head of social marketing, said "I never imagined we would
go viral like this.  We're just a small software company, working in
cold Minnesota.  Now we have more friends than major celebrity Neil
deGrasse Tyson."

[Fact-checking department: Physicist Neil deGrasse Tyson has 240,000
Facebook Likes.]

To mark the landmark achievement, JRiver celebrated by playing Queen's
'We Are The Champions' on repeat while exchanging high fives and doing
that dance from the Psy video.

Thanks to you, our fans, for making JRiver go viral!

The JRiver Team

[Magic_Randy]

 

[InflatableMouse]

To mark the landmark achievement, JRiver celebrated by playing Queen's 'We Are The Champions' on repeat while exchanging high fives and doing that dance from the Psy video.

I'd like to see that and join the fun. Where's the youtube link? 

[glynor]

and that site with funny cat pictures.

Stay away from that site with the funny cat pictures.

Seriously.  Reading /b/ will melt your brain.

[JimH]

I'd like to see that and join the fun. Where's the youtube link? 

[InflatableMouse]

Hey! That's Iron Maiden, not Queen. Not that I'm complaining, just stating a fact