Topic: If you're still bored... (Read 4603 times)

knickelfarz · « **on:** August 11, 2003, 06:18:14 pm »

...please do not post images or links concerning splat pains untill 9.1 is released. The JRiver staff might get grumpy. Better post something about vegetables, pets or funny beards.

LisaRCT · « **Reply #1 on:** August 11, 2003, 06:19:58 pm »

hey, that looks like an uncle of mine

knickelfarz · « **Reply #2 on:** August 11, 2003, 06:36:07 pm »

Hi Lisa - You've got a nice new signature

How about that:
- When you are young, you know everything.
- When you get older, you realize that you know nothing.
- When you are old, it's too late for learning everything...

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hey, that looks like an uncle of mine

Is he a drag racer?

Pink Waters · « **Reply #3 on:** August 11, 2003, 06:53:20 pm »

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Hi Lisa - You've got a nice new signature

How about that:
- When you are young, you know everything.
- When you get older, you realize that you know nothing.
- When you are old, it's too late for learning everything...

Is he a drag racer?

LisaRCT · « **Reply #4 on:** August 12, 2003, 05:38:09 am »

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Is he a drag racer?

no, a drag queen

ROFL

knickelfarz · « **Reply #5 on:** August 12, 2003, 06:14:16 am »

Mmh, drag queens from the USA seem to look different from those here in Europe

JimH · « **Reply #6 on:** August 12, 2003, 06:41:34 am »

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...please do not post images concerning splat pains untill 9.1 is released. The JRiver staff might get grumpy.

There's a reason for the grumpiness. We'll share it later. We have some "special" requirements to meet right now and it is limiting the flexibility we might normally have. Your patience will be appreciated.

knickelfarz · « **Reply #7 on:** August 12, 2003, 07:04:18 am »

Well, me, myself and I can wait.........................................

Come on, folks, no more funny beards to show?

You can even talk about philosophy, or what you think might be philosophical

And, we still have fashion or weather...

Pink Waters · « **Reply #8 on:** August 12, 2003, 07:37:18 am »

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You can even talk about philosophy, or what you think

and the dead sea.. is alive with rap.!:P

jleerigby · « **Reply #9 on:** August 12, 2003, 08:10:51 am »

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There's a reason for the grumpiness. We'll share it later. We have some "special" requirements to meet right now and it is limiting the flexibility we might normally have. Your patience will be appreciated.

PLEASE tell us Jim. We promise not to tell anyone else. (Just a little clue maybe?)

knickelfarz · « **Reply #10 on:** August 12, 2003, 08:30:35 am »

Ah, I forgot that - We can even give birth to some more obscure rumores, so the staff has something to laugh at.

How about "MC will support/integrate a 'Legal Music Service' soon"

nila · « **Reply #11 on:** August 12, 2003, 08:37:50 am »

Bah Humbug!!

Legal Schmegal music services.

If they want to convert me it's REALLY easy.

NO DRM!!!!!

ogg or mp3 files - with full lyrics inside, artist BIOS, cover art, perfect quality and tagged perfectly - legal service here I come!!

Until then - Well I cant post it here

knickelfarz · « **Reply #12 on:** August 12, 2003, 08:43:30 am »

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... Humbug!!

Have you been in the nothern part of Germany for a while?

knickelfarz · « **Reply #13 on:** August 12, 2003, 08:47:15 am »

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PLEASE tell us Jim. We promise not to tell anyone else. (Just a little clue maybe?)

I want more beards

JimH · « **Reply #14 on:** August 12, 2003, 09:35:35 am »

knickelfarz · « **Reply #15 on:** August 12, 2003, 10:39:50 am »

Cool, smells like "El Comandante"

How about that one:

Maybe we can see some beards on fire?

KingSparta · « **Reply #16 on:** August 12, 2003, 10:59:14 am »

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Maybe we can see some beards on fire?

why?

JimH · « **Reply #17 on:** August 12, 2003, 11:08:24 am »

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why?

It makes for a close shave. The beard burn is bad though.

knickelfarz · « **Reply #18 on:** August 12, 2003, 11:12:07 am »

I thought that some beards are not possible without hairspray... that can be dangerous in some cases (smokers with beards...). Just wondering if some beards already have made bad experiences...

King, how long is your beard?

KingSparta · « **Reply #19 on:** August 12, 2003, 11:23:43 am »

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King, how long is your beard?

I Don't have one.

1. The company I work for does not allow it
2. I don't want one.

Someone took a picture of me yesterday for our safety meeting today to point out hazards.

Getting near me was a hazard per the sales department (unless they want some info that may help them). Normally it does not help them because I tell them "No" or "that was dumb"

Sales Inspectors have fragile egos

gkerber · « **Reply #20 on:** August 12, 2003, 12:22:36 pm »

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and the dead sea.. is alive with rap.!:P

Roger Waters?

knickelfarz · « **Reply #21 on:** August 14, 2003, 08:35:46 am »

Too cool... As the "smokers thread" was closed (DEA?), I'll post it here: Smoking Dog (Movie, 1.3MB)

fex · « **Reply #22 on:** August 14, 2003, 12:32:50 pm »

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It makes for a close shave. The beard burn is bad though.

Don't forget this:

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Regulation 5
JAN. 1,1990

Re: BEARDS ON THE FIREGROUND

No firefighter who is wearing more than a full days growth of beard shall be allowed to don respiratory
equipment or make entry into any structures during fire situations.

If a fire officer has a doubt to the condition of an individuals beard in relation to wearing of SCBA equipment,
that officer may present the problem to a chief officer or shall require the individual to conduct a full ten
second leak test with a mask. The tube from the mask to be disconnected from the rest of the air pack and a
suction shall be drawn on the mask for a full 10 seconds without any signs of a leak showing.

If the officer finds the individual is not able to properly don the SCBA, that individual will be assigned to a non-hazardous duty for the duration of the fire. The situation will be brought to the attention of the Fire Administrator after the fire is over.

Taken from the official website http://www.town.kennebunkport.me.us/Public_Documents/0000FB77-80000001/0009CEBE-70E903AC...

fex · « **Reply #23 on:** August 14, 2003, 12:41:51 pm »

This one is not bad:

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"beard-burn":

rough scrapey feeling from having someone with a beard rub against you, usually during kissing, but often during other stuff.

i got beard burn between my ass cheeks last night.

Sorry...

Taken from http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beard-burn

knickelfarz · « **Reply #24 on:** August 14, 2003, 01:03:49 pm »

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beard-burn...
Taken from http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beard-burn

LOL - I rated it with five stars

knickelfarz · « **Reply #25 on:** August 14, 2003, 01:09:37 pm »

From a Harry Potter movie...

Charlemagne 8 · « **Reply #26 on:** August 14, 2003, 05:01:28 pm »

Well. who wouldn't be grumpy?

I submit the following:

Pensive Chimp said:

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... just know that in the year 22223, you're going to get another bug report from me

Now THAT would ruin anyone's day.

CVIII

Mastiff · « **Reply #27 on:** August 15, 2003, 04:56:33 am »

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There's a reason for the grumpiness. We'll share it later. We have some "special" requirements to meet right now and it is limiting the flexibility we might normally have. Your patience will be appreciated.

Nobody wants to buy my theory about Windows Longhorn needing third part media players because of court rulings?

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