That won't make Olie very happy.
Olie & Lena jokes from Garrison Keillor on A Prairie Home Companion
Olie says to Lena, "I've been seeing those Bob Dole commercials on TV, about how he takes Vigoro. So I've been taking a teaspoon every couple days for a week now. Been wondering if you noticed."
"Olie," Lena says, "Those commercials are for Viagra. Vigoro is a fertilizer."
"Oh," Olie says. "That would explain the berries, then."
Then there was when Olie won the toilet brush in bingo down at the church. He liked it but after a week he went back to using paper.
And there was the time when Olie and Lena were babysitting, and Lena says to Olie, "Ya better change the baby's diaper."
"Not yet," Olie says. "Here on the box it says 'Up to 25 pounds.'"
Then there was when Olie was marooned on a island for a long time. By the time he was rescued, he had built quite a farm. The crew that found him ask about each building. "That's the farmhouse," Olie says. And there's the barn. And over there's the equipment shed..."
"What's that?" they ask.
"That's the church," he says.
"And what's that over there?"
"That's the church I used to go to."
Finally, when Lena dies, Olie calls the undertaker. "Where do you live?" The undertaker says.
"At the corner of Eucalyptus and Hydrangea," Olie replies.
"Can you spell those?"
"How about I just drag her down to Maple?"
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