I have had the pleasure of going to J River's 20th Anniversary party, and have met many of the crew.
Jim: aka Godfather. Ogre. Has all the keys to the prison cells, and doesn't let them out until the program is bug free. I think he's been around La Bastille once too many times.
Matt: Matt's cute as a monkey. And surprisingly, no acne for his age (I'm going to get sh** for this, aren't I?)
Nikolay: Not your average bear. Very very serious. Doesn't want out of the cell until the bugs are fixed!
Peter: British, but nice just the same! He wears plaid polyester pants, and sings "Whatever Makes you Happy" while posting pictures of skateboarding jukeboxes all over his cell.
John Norris: Likes to think the Great White North is still unexplored, and canoes his way to the nearest Canadian Tire on free weekends
Gateley: Don't Mess with Gateley. Pool playing hard rocker who finally found room for a tatoo of "MJ" right between "Get Lost" and Mummy".
Yaobing: He was too busy when I was there. To be fair, I was there in mid afternoon, right in the middle of Young & Restless. He was busy with General hospital by the time I left. Watching it all on MJ, of course.