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[DarkPenguin]

I had a dream last night. I don’t remember much about it. But I remember walking outside and seeing the solar system in the sky. Like all the planets were just there. Each bigger than the moon.

Among all the planets was a poorly drawn space ship. Like 80′s PBS cartoon level poorly drawn and barely animated.

The space ship landed and from it came a Camaro. Cherry red. One of the new ones. Nice.

The Camaro was driven by an alien. The alien looked exactly like Bruce Willis.  Current old man Bruce. I don’t know why he was an alien.  But he did descend from a poorly drawn and barely animated space ship so it goes to reason that he was an alien.  Was obvious to me in the dream anyway.

Bruce then drove around the neighborhood booking NFL bets.

At that point I woke up.

[KingSparta]

I take it your not dropping acid?

[MrC]

"I had a dream. Crazy dream"

  - Led Zeppelin, from "The Song Remains the Same".

[InflatableMouse]

I have always known Bruce Willis wasn't human.

[JimH]

Little men in white coats are coming.

[MrHaugen]

Interesting story. I wonder what can be interpreted from this one

[AoXoMoXoA]

Bruce then drove around the neighborhood booking NFL bets.

At that point I woke up.

Not before you placed you bet I hope!

[marko]

Little men in white coats are coming.

Indeed. They are driving a van with square wheels!!

[DarkPenguin]

I think my late father was trying to convince me to bet on the Vikes before the San Fran game.  Either that or I was suffocating on my temperpedic pillow.